NSFM - Not Safe For Men

Just when you thought that you'd seen, or maybe heard (sometimes it's the safer option) it all, something new comes along and leaves you rather gobsmacked and wondering 'Why?!'

Apparently keeping 'down there' just tidy, you know trimmed, pruned and shaped, isn't enough for some people, they want to add jewels to their bits - kind of like the lights they use to light up airport runways at night. Really make sure that they're heading in the right direction.

A bit OTT for me, but for people who love their bling, I get it. However, this latest fad is just awful, really. It's known as Vatooing, and as the name implies, it's essentially temporarily tattooing 'down there'.

So you've had your Brazilian bikini wax or Hollywood bikini wax done and then you decide that you want to decorate it with any image that you want, which is airbrushed on you and lasts for 5 days.

Isn't that just thrilling?